S0rrry 4 tHe R@nd0mn3ss!!

S0rrry 4 tHe R@nd0mn3ss!!

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Me:
*out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
Random Old Lady:
*comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
ROL:
Isn't he a little old for you?
Me:
Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
Dad:
*chokes into his drink*
ROL:
You should respect your elders.
Me:
You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
Dad:
*chokes on his drink again*
ROL:
*storms off*
Dad:
*looks at me with a disapproving look*
Me:
What?
Dad:
Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.

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trapg0ds:

joseguwop:

" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat 

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"

but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash 

Oh come on. If a girl had said this, everyone would’ve agreed and applauded her for encouraging independence. I agree with the first post.

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